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There has never been an administration, I don’t believe in our history, more intent upon consolidating and abusing power to further their own agenda. - Hillary Clinton

Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. - George Orwell

How is it that soldiers can be fighting in Iraq with no body armor, and Bush is having a $40 million inauguration party? - one student asked the panel of soldiers - Chicago Sun-Times

I know of no country in which there is so little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion as in America. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The people who are doing the beheadings are extremists ... the people slaughtering Iraqis - torturing in prisons and shooting wounded prisoners - are 'American heroes'. Congratulations, you must be so proud of yourselves today. - Iraqi girl blogger Riverbend

The Bush Cartel is going to do everything they can to steal the 2004 election. Because if they lose, they might end up in a federal prison. - Buzz

Aren’t there any Americans left, willing or able to oppose the lunatics leading them to certain ruin? - David Marsden

He offends me in every way, and what mostly offends me about him is that big smirk he has on his face. The big smirk -- he had that big smirk on his face when he was signing that bill for the drug companies to keep their prices high here. I don't think that this guy's a good guy. I think he's lazy, and I don't think he should be in office anymore. - Howard Stern

Let them hate so long as they fear. - Roman emperor, Caligula

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

The essence of propaganda consists in winning people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally, that in the end they succumb to it utterly and can never escape from it. - Goebbels

When I voted for the war, I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect George Bush to fuck it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody did. - John Kerry

I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year. - Wally O'Dell, CEO of electronic voting machine manufacturer Diebold

Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators. -
Adolph Hitler

Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings. - Bob Dylan

I will continue to defend myself even if you call me a terrorist. - Free Speech. TV

Fascism, which was not afraid to call itself reactionary... does not hesitate to call itself illiberal and anti-liberal. - Benito Mussolini

Somewhere in Texas there is a town without an idiot. - bumper sticker

The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell? - Jay Leno

There is a serious question about the sudden death of Democratic Senator Paul Wellstone that has no doubt occurred to many people: was Wellstone the victim of a political assassination? - World Soscialist Web Site

The Constitution has been overtaken by events, by time and is no longer relevant to a modern society. - Rep. Henry Hyde

WE phoned George Bush to wish him a Happy New Year and while he was on the phone Mike asked him: What is the capital of England?" Mr Bush hesitated, so Mike said: I'll give you a clue. It's where all the major decisions that effect England are 'That's easy,' replied the President. 'Washington.' - people.co.uk

Freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The US government will lead the American people - and the West in general - into an unbearable hell and a choking life. - Prediction made by Osama Bin Laden one month after the terrorist attacks

But as the lies and media manipulation reach—or exceed—post-Weimar Republic proportions the question must once again be asked: “Just how do they get away with it? - David Marsden

Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft's announced desire for camps for U.S. citizens he deems to be 'enemy combatants' has moved him from merely being a political embarrassment to being a constitutional menace. - the Los Angeles Times, Aug. 14, 2002

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. - Theodore Roosevelt

Most amazing quoteWe are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order. - David Rockefeller, prior to September 11

I was taking firefighters up in the elevator to the 24th floor to get in position to evacuate workers. On the last trip up a bomb went off. We think there were bombs set in the building.- Louie Caachioli, New York Fire Department, about the WTC's South Tower, People Weekly 9/24/01

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. - James Madison

I love my country far too much to be a nationalist - Ponz

The day we know the truth and cease to speak it, is the day we begin to die. - Martin Luther King

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs, declared actor, comedian, entertainer - Sandra Bernhard, February 25 Washington Post online chat.

We can have a democratic society or we can have the concentration of great wealth in the hands of the few. We cannot have both. - Louis Brandeis, Supreme Court Justice from 1916-1939

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Bush is like a thief who invites you to ride in your own car after he has stolen it - Bill

The only way they could win the election was to stop the counting in Florida. - President Clinton

In this democracy of 281 million citizens, the people have spoken, all five of them - Rick

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. - Thomas Paine, 1777

America has held it's last free election - Russian journalist

This is a government of the people, by the people and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations, and for corporations. - U.S. President Rutherford (Rutherfraud) B. Hayes 1878

It shows that election fraud is not only a third world phenomena - African journalist

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything - Stalin

As people do better, they start voting like Republicans unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing. - KARL ROVE, White House chief advisor to Bush

We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him! - KARL ROVE, White House chief advisor to Bush speaking of his plans for Gore during the 2000 election

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair. - H. L. Mencken

Republicans call patients bill of rights, medical care, any financial assistance, socialism - Todd

Senior Reagan aides who went to prison - 30 Senior Clinton aides who went to prison - 1 - Slash

I think things are balanced. We had Clinton/Gore with peace, plenty of jobs and an unheard of prosperity balanced with Bush/Cheney with deficit spending, unemployment, and war. - Slash

Junior's legacy; I destroyed Peace and Prosperity. Gotta get your Bush priorities in order. You're either a multi-millionaire and a friend, or you're just a common piece of shit - his dyslexic Jesus advised him, 'god made so many poor people, cause he hates them'. - coil

Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel.
We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it. - Is raeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001

Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can't help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East. - John Sheehan, S.J. (a Jesuit priest)

When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, and he can't get anything done while he's up there. - Ralph

In third world countries they have no Social Security, sick and disabled people simply die by the road - Tim

52,000 Americans killed by the drug war each year, 58,000 soldiers died in Nam in 20 years - Greg

More Americans in prison for marijuana than those incarcerated for all crimes committed in Europe and Russia combined - Greg

Don't let anything like trees in the Clearwater National Forest get in the way of providing jobs and fueling the economy, even if that means cutting down every last tree in the state. - Congresswoman Helen Chenoweth R-ID

Power corrupts, but absolute power is a blast. - Bush White House staff

Cynics tell us that money has completely corrupted our politics, that in the last election big corporations basically bought themselves a government that will serve their interests. - Unknown Journalist

When is bush going to apologize to the world for using young American soldiers lives, and human lives, and the environment to profit himself and the corrupt corporate elite? - Unknown contributor

And when like here, oh Great Dubyahi, you shall pass Amoung the dead babies-scatter'd on the Grass, And in your joyous errand to anoint thyself in oil reach the spot, Consider thyself but an insane Horse's Ass!' - David Marsden

John Mitchell (remember him?) said during the Watergate hearings that "This country will swing so far to the right in the next 20 years you won't even recognize it". - Darth Gator

When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the American flag. - Strom Thurmond

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. - Kin Hubbard

What shall we do with the worst president and greatest traitor in American history, the most dangerous terrorist on the planet, the phony Texan moron who likes to wrap himself in the American flag? - 
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Somebody is going to have to make a sacrifice. Somebody is going to have to put their body in front of the machine. Somebody is going to have to die. It's the way things are. It's the way things have been. And we, in our efforts to try to change and make a better world, will have to pay a price. Truth is we must ask ourselves, are we willing to go all the way, Ask yourself if you are truly willing to die for what you believe and you might come up with an answer that will explain to you why we haven't quite moved as far ahead as we should be moving. - Harry Belafonte, June 10, 2004

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"He has no trouble speaking off the cuff when he's speaking punitively, when he's talking about violence, when he's talking about revenge. I call him the feel-bad president, because he's all about punishment and death." - 'Dyslexicon' by Mark Crispin Miller

Huh? Bush Explains How His Plan Will Protect Social Security February 10, 2005 As his Social Security roadshow pulled into Tampa, Fla., over the weekend, Bush was asked how his plan would ensure that Social Security won't run out of money down the road. Here, straight from the White House Web site, is the president's answer in its entirety: "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised. "Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red." "Okay, better? I'll keep working on it." salon.com

"Fool me once, shame ... shame on ... you." Long, uncomfortable pause. "Fool me ... can't get fooled again!" Played for laughs everywhere, Mark Crispin Miller saw a darkness underlying the gaffe. "There's an episode of Happy Days, where The Fonz has to say, `I'm sorry' and can't do it. Same thing," Miller said. "What's revealing about this is that Bush could not say, `Shame on me' to save his life. That's a completely alien idea to him. "

"Bush is not an imbecile. He's not a puppet. I think that Bush is a sociopathic personality. I think he's incapable of empathy. He has an inordinate sense of his own entitlement, and he's a very skilled manipulator. And in all the snickering about his alleged idiocy, this is what a lot of people miss." The Toronto Star, Mark Crispin Miller, 28-Nov-02

“We will export death and violence to the four corners of the earth in defense of our great nation.” - Woodward’s book, “Bush at War.”

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. (Applause.) It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." - Feb. 18, 2002 speech before the Japanese Diet


Bush says scary things:

"You have to keep repeating things to catapult the propaganda" - Athena Performing Arts Center at Greece Athena Middle and High School in Rochester, NY. Tuesday, May 24, 2005

"I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind." - 
Bush proudly bragged to Tim Russert on Meet the Press February 8, 04

At a bill signing ceremony in the White House on August 5, George Bush pulled off his latest verbal gaffe. Captured on film and shown worldwide, as well as on Jay Leno, Bush remarked with his patented smirk, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -
WASHINGTON (AP) August 5, 2004

"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." -
George W. Bush, October 28, 2003

"Look, our strategy is to create chaos, to create a vacuum...We will export death and violence to the four corners of the earth in defense of our great nation." - George W Bush, 2002.

"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.

"You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." - George W. Bush, Gridiron Club dinner, Washington, DC, March 2001

"This is a regime that has something to hide from the civilized world."
(Source: The White House)

"I will seize the opportunity to achieve big goals, and we will export death and violence to the four corners of the earth in defense of this great country and rid the world of evil" - Bush told Bob Woodward shortly after 9-11 for his book, 'Bush at War' 

"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East." -
Bush said in a meeting with Abbas

"I'm the commander, I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation...." -
November 21, 2002 From an interview conducted by Bob Woodward

"There will be no more protests if body bags return home."

"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier." Describing what it's like to be governor of Texas. (Governing Magazine 7/98) - From Paul Begala's "Is Our Children Learning?"

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator," Bush joked. CNN.com, December 18, 2000

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it," Bush said. - Business Week, July 30, 2001

"Sometimes things aren't exactly black and white when it comes to accounting procedures." - Washington, D.C., - July 8, 2002.

"I was against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." - June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish prime minister unaware a live television camera was still rolling. 

"What's all this whining about the environment? They're always talking about "stop the clearcuts." I mean do the math people. If we were out of trees then we wouldn't have any clearcuts to be complaining about now would we?"
The National Speculator, March 2000

"Please," Bush whimpers with a smirk and a falsetto voice, his lips pursed in mock desperation, "don't kill me!," -
Morbidly imitating Karla Fay Tucker's pleas for mercy with sadistic satisfaction. Of course her execution proceeded.

"Guess what's going to happen to these men?" he grinned at the camera... "They're going to be put to death."
Bush beamed in happiness

"I think it's fine, as long as it's Christian prayers. Anything else is un-American." - Commenting on prayers at school football games

"The mission must be to fight and win war and therefore to prevent war from happening in the first place,''

"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this." -
said to Wall Street Journal columnist Al Hunt, 1986.

"There's Adam Clymer -- major league asshole -- from the New York Times," Bush said. "Yeah, big time," returned Cheney. - September 4, 2000, At  a Labor Day event in Naperville, Ill.

"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money."

"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."
-
Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000, Slate

"I will look at each piece of legislation when it makes it to my desk,"

"I will review that when it makes it to my desk."

"We're supposed to have guns. It says so in the Bible; and the second greatest book ever written, the Texas State Constitution."
Wyoming Weekly Journal, March 2000

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - on Linda Chavez, January 2001

"I would like to express my deep condolences for the loss of the Senate," Bush said shortly after hearing of Wellstone's death. - October 24, 2002

"...in order for people to give me sound advice, that information not oughta be public." - March 1, 2002, in reference to the U.S. General Accounting Office's lawsuit

"You know I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office." - George W. Bush, 1989

Bush and the Internet:

"Will highways on the Internet become more few?"

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." -
Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is."
- gwbush.com

"Have their hearts turned dark as a result of being on the Internet."

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"

Bush and the family:

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

Bush says families should, "Put the 'off' button on," to control profanity and violence on TV,

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

Bush and children:

"The question we need to ask: Is our children learning?"

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"There needs to be an effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

Bush and America:

"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.

"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." -
Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000

"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."

"The American people wants a president that appeals to the angels."

Bush and education:

"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." - Jan. 23, 2004 

"Education is not my top priority."

"Education is my top priority."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
- Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000  

"A more literate country and a hopefuller country."

"After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society." - Santa Clara, CA, May 1, 2002.

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' - February 21, 2001

"Reading is the basics for all learning." - Announcing his "Reading First" initiative in Reston, Va., March 28, 2000

Bush and madmen:

"There is madmen in the world, and there are terror."

"A world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our Number one priority and we will not rest until we find him!"
- George W. Bush, September 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." - George W. Bush, March 13, 2002

"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

"I will work to end terriers."

Bush thinks:

"I think there is some methodology in my travels."

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."

"I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

Bush says stupid things:

"Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?" December 23, 2002

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

"So what state is Wales in?"

"The important question is, How many hands have I shacked?"

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." Speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000.

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"Today we are in London, England. Tomorrow we are off to Genoa, Salami."

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." - June 4, 2001

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C. is close to California."

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes"

"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot." 

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."

"I'm running for President because I'm running for President"

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
- At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Jan. 29, 2001.

"And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." - to labor department employees, Oct. 4, 2001

Bush says idiotic things:

"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNS aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Sept. 6, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." -
May 25, 2004

"I don't bring God into my life to to, you know, kind of be a political person." -
April 24, 2003

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." -
May 19, 2003  

"They misunderestimated me." -
Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"I'm very gracious and humbled."

"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know."

"I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is compassionated."

"They have miscalculated me as a leader."

"I understand small business growth. I was one." -
Feb. 19, 2000 

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." -
Sept. 23, 2002 

Bush says senseless things:

"He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

"I want to thank the … people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." Washington, D.C., April 18, 2002

"This issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." Portland, Ore., Oct. 31, 2000

"I don't need to be subliminabable"

"Our priorities is our faith."

"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans...," (fallibility)

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"

"We ought to make the pie higher."

"We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."

"We're enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much."

"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term."

"The fact that he relies on facts--says things that are not factual."

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."

"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours."

 

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